Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 3, 2016

Fuck smacker

The biggest baddest home made hammer that also doubles as a home made butt plug

My anus is starting to close up. When you're done using that fuck smacker, can I borrow it?

by Thebigblindman July 25, 2017

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 6, 2017

shower slacker

One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her

Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.

by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017

Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017

Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

Gold slacker

Slacking to spend money even when you have plenty.

His girlfriend is no gold digger, he's a gold slacker himself.

by Haaihai March 4, 2021