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screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016
mugGet the screwin the slim jimmug.

the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
by Sexydimma September 23, 2014
mugGet the the pickings are slimmug.

slims

Rizlas/ rolling papers
Yo give me sum slims im gonna bill up a draw for us.
by NobheadFromEly October 26, 2017
mugGet the slimsmug.

slim-dunk

Putting a brave face on a move with only a slight chance of succeeding.
At this moment, getting the job was a slim-dunk, but maybe self-confidence would help.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
mugGet the slim-dunkmug.

Slim Jim

Slang for "penis"
Dang, that guy has a really big Slim Jim.
by RaubSucks December 7, 2021
mugGet the Slim Jimmug.

Slim Jim

A pair of underwear worn by skinny boys
Wow look a Derek he’s wearing a slim Jim
by FunnyFreaker August 1, 2021
mugGet the Slim Jimmug.

slim shady

Appears in Eminem’s 2000 “The Real Slim Shady” and also appears in “My Name Is”.
Hi, My name is, (Who?) My name is, (What?) My name is, shukashuka slim shady.
by colliao April 23, 2023
mugGet the slim shadymug.

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