Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
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