Snicker To Self

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.
Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"
by Bonch Nifkin January 22, 2013
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self-advising

'Self-Advising' is the term for doing what you ought not, KNOWING BEFOREHAND that you ought NOT and yet . . . you do it anyway. This is especially true of calling with a known dead hand in poker. Against our own best advice to ourselves and gut instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and interchange and use them at random.
When am I going to start listening to myself and STOP! listening to myself? That's what I get for self-advising again.
by ORD ELLIS September 05, 2007
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Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.
by lightheaded2687 March 05, 2010
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self control

Not saying what you're really thinking, despite how emotionally rewarding it would be.
'You managed not to tell your future mother in law what a cunt she was being? Talk about self control.'
by Eremiru September 25, 2009
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self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.
Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.
by aereilly July 30, 2003
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self-aware

A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.
"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Self - Obsessed

Excessively preoccupied with one’s own life and circumstances; thinking only about oneself, not a thought for anyone else's feelings all me me me
Charlotte is so self - Obsessed never thinks of anyone's feelings but her own
by The planet June 16, 2015
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