sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.
So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.
by Amh585 March 24, 2017
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selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!
a selfie is dumb
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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Selfie

An orphan's family portrait.
Few things sadder than a selfie...
by Disasterbator August 6, 2022
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Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie
Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie
by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014
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Selfie-love

A way to show your self-love with selfies
He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.
by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020
mugGet the Selfie-lovemug.
When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
mugGet the Look what the selfie dragged in!mug.

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