scooch

Very simple Smelly COOCH. Or, someone who has one

Smell that? We've got 5 minutes until the Scooch gets here. Let's get the hell out of here!

by The Jahames September 8, 2008

scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

scrockle

Scrockle, the crust that exhibits after the fermentation of 13, rather large, secretions on grundle honey.

"His scrockle smells right good."

"I married your father for his fragrant scrockle."

"Stop picking at it."

by whythewrongface October 22, 2013

scroconut

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts

Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.

by Jerry.g.g April 4, 2019

Scrochhi

When the scrotum is red, irritated and itchy. Sometimes there may be flaking of skin involved.

Hey Bernie. I got a case of the scrochhi. That sucks use the salve.

by paraquatman January 20, 2021

Scrocs

The act of wearing socks and Croc sandals at the same time because you were lazy or didnt have time to put on real shoes.

Ugh, here comes Bart wearing his ugly-ass scrocs again

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 19, 2022

Scrocite

When performing a reverse pile driver and your balls are in her line of vision

got so drunk last night i gave the misses scrocite

by Jimmy_Jo_Jackson November 9, 2022