Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!

Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!

by R()$3! April 7, 2011

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006

spitting

putting yourself out-there by spending time with the ladies.

look at that dude spitting to my girl, not cool.

by John Hartley September 2, 2007

shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

by joe Dion August 1, 2007

spitting cobra

The act of spitting tobacco spit into someone's eyes, temporaryily blinding the person and causing them extremely intense pain.

Joe walked right up to cal and pulled a spitting cobra when he spit his dip right into cal's eyes

by jake5794 February 3, 2012

shitting the rainbow

After eating food with copious amounts of food coloring, your poo takes on colors other than the usual shades of brown.

Mate, have a look at the icing on this cake. . . I'll be shitting the rainbow after this.

by Tim J Kelly August 12, 2005