Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

Scared out of my pants

When one is so scared that they loose their pants. This in turn brings them higher up on the "Next-to-be-murdered list" in horror movies, a.k.a. the Horror Movie order.

Oh my god, when I saw The Ring, I was scared out of my Pants.

by Crazed Bitches June 22, 2010

screaming scarecrow

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.

My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.

by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010

Scared Face

The look upon lads face when they are scared shitless. When they are about to do something that frightens them.

Run at me Red Nut. Don't be a scared face or I will bite your nose off. Arrrggghhhh Red Beard.

by Sloppy Hole May 3, 2005

scarab

skater boy of arab desendent

did you see that scarab pull off that move on his board?

by krazyangie January 17, 2008

Scaramouche

5'4 goblin whom I would like to stop into the ground until he is a little shit stain of the giant turd that he used to be. He looks twelve. He is not hot. Shut up about him spitting in your mouth. You know his breath smells like gaping, hot ass.

Scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango

by L0sT_R3d October 10, 2021

Scarecrow

A scarecrow is when you scrape your scrot on the velcrow of your shorts.

Shit...I done got scarecrowed again by these POS shorts.

by OWA October 31, 2004