sackeater

a sackeater is a mentally unstable, sometimes schizophrenic even, person who often "glaze" or "meat ride" similarly unwell people like a SHAP15C. They're talkative by nature and will either gossip others or praise a SHAP15C that they know personally and will hardly stop until their social battery runs out.

Dude how much of a sackeater are you?! you've been talking about the local SHAP15C for the past 3 hours!

by JohnSewersluh March 24, 2025

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

gangele socket

A gangele socket is when you become injured severely and you dont take care of it. Resulting in avery nasty set of sores much like herpes.

I got gangele socket in vietnam because I never cleaned my foreskin

by jizzy mcgee April 19, 2009

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

pop socket

A round plastic or metal phone accessory that allows you to hold your device easier and use it as a stand. Its main function is protecting the iphone from potential falls by absorbing the impact and as a result completely preventing any damage to the phone.You can customize it or get in many different colors or styles.

Mike bought a pop socket to protect his iphone from breaking in case he dropped it

by booob booobson April 21, 2017

Chocolate socket

A girl who fucks black guys

Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket

by Assault machine January 26, 2017