robot vomit

When a person's username is so bad and uncreative, it might as well have been generated by a computer

hi robot vomit, how are you doing today?

by treecoffee August 24, 2023

Reverse Robot Cowgirl

When the girl puts her legs up and then on the ground

This chick Alie let me go reverse robot cowgirl on her last night

by Aliesdaddy312 November 12, 2020

robot

A new species developed by human beings that was meant to replace human beings...

This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.

Dude : Sis, come here and watch this new documentary on TV. It shows you how AI girlfriend robots are eventually going to take over the world

Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!

by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

robots

robots are machines that are not human. some robots can be male-like or female-like but usually are neither. typically created for the purpose of aiding science or other similar categories.

those were a very useful robots however he didn’t understand my emotions

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Robots

Traffic lights, traffic signals, stop lights.

Oh no! We have to wait for this robots to tell us what to do now! We can't just drive down the road.

by federici May 21, 2025

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020