rectal wort

noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort

Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Rectal discharge

Anal discharge, , anal drainage, anal seepage, anal leakage
Rectal discharge is continuous expression of liquid from the anus Normal rectal mucus is needed for proper excretion of waste

you pooped Rectal discharge

by The thing you dont know June 11, 2018

Sourdough Rasta

An anglo man/ woman who has dread locks. Generally they will follow the Northern California dope smoking/ growing, and/ or complete removal of self from the main stream except to own a cell phone and/ or get their email.

Did you see that guys dreads? I think I saw a peice of one fall on the floor...he's such a sourdough rasta.

by jessicajett April 6, 2006

testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

brokeback restaurant

A restaurant where you go and you or any member of the male sex are hit on by a gay waiter.

Waiter - hey there big guy would you like another beer? (licks lips)

You - AAAH BROKEBACK WAITER AT A BROKEBACK RESTAURANT!!!

by para para May 15, 2006

eat at the downstairs restaurant

Common form of describing the act of eating pussy, ie cunninglingus

I am going to eat at the downstairs restaurant tonight

by ShiningWit June 26, 2007