Reddit

A social media platform that has bought gamestop after noticing a short ad ended up causing the biggest shift of capital gain in the U.S. Does social experiments on april fools day, and they are some of the stupidest fucks I have ever seen.

F=freind
M=me
F: yo you hear about the movement against billionaires
M a redditor: I am the movement

by Idk what to put here l0l February 1, 2021

Redditor's Eye

The term you use when somebody sees every tiny thing in an image and has extremely good eyesight, such as an Ifunny watermark, or mematic water mark.

Person 1: I see a bird , its about 10 miles away, so you may not see it.
Person 2: Oh, so you have a redditor's eye.

by SatiricalPoster July 15, 2021

Reddit

A place where impressionable teenagers go to be indoctrinated by leftist ideologs where they are told how to think via a downvote system that infringes on their chance at being a free and open minded human being.

I was on Reddit last night and now I don't have to think critically about controversial topics because other confused know it all teenagers agree with me

There is only one way of thinking and my upvotes clearly prove that fact

by CapnMuff December 1, 2021

Reddit

Best of all the existing social media sites out there. Hated by jealous instanormies and tumblrfags cause it gets its community right (or at least most of it). Reddit's got a community for everything, even for retards (you'll never feel alone).
Reddit doesn't suck, don't be a cuck.

Fag 1: omgosh, do you use Reddit?
Normal person: yeah, why?
Fag 1: Ahhawhawhawhawh what a retard. Don't worry, we can save you! Join Instagram instead, it's a real paradise.
Fag 2: Full of incredibly original and wholesome content! A welcoming home for pedos and basic people everywhere.

by notamonkey22 September 10, 2019

Reddit user

A pathetic degenerate normie with no life. They also use TikTok, Instagram (to repost), 9GAG, and Discord. They hate America. They use boomer and karen. They listen to late 10's pop music and think early 10's pop music was bad because they hated it as a teenager. They claim they use 4Chan but they don't. They do Fortnite dances in 2022 and wonder why nobody laughs at them. they claim they like Minecraft but only watch PewDiePie. They usually wear fedoras and live in their parent's basement

They worship Europe especially the Soviet Union.

Jock: Floor gang!!!!!

*Nobody laughs*

Jock: Why is nobody laughing?

Paul: Because you're a Reddit user. Get a life. GoAnimate has the funny memes. Reddit has normie memes.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 2, 2022

Redditor

Someone who's pretty Big Chungus if you ask me.

Im such a redditor that it isn't funny.

by Joe Mama Redditor September 29, 2020

Redditor

A superhuman above all sorts of normie trash, such as, but not limited to:
-Instagram,
-Snapchat,
-Facebook,
-Pinterest,
-LinkedIn,
-Wykop,
-WhatsApp,
-Tumblr,
-Twitter,
-Skype,
-Discord,
-VK,
-Badoo,
-Tinder,
-MySpace,
-StumbleUpon,
-Vine,
-Musical.ly,
-Tik Tok,
-Flickr,
-DeviantArt,
-Quora.

A redditor uses a god-like, incognito, original and non-plagiarized free content app called Reddit, which technically isn't a social media site/app, therefore it isn't normie trash.

Most of the sites I listed straight up steal content from Reddit without the consent of its creator and rarely list the source of media. Additionally, social media sites and or apps are the disease of the internet, due to, but not limited to:
-Thots,
-CP (What the fuck?),
-Unreliable information,
-Useless information,
-Unconfirmed information,
-Super cringy content, which your eyes need bleaching after. For that, visit r/Eyebleach on Reddit.

In the past, Redditors were hated. They still are, but not as much. They however know, that they are right and in turn ignore all the normies. It's simply tiresome to state such trivial facts, like my aforesaid ones. Another cool fact is they stay together. Humans like to have friends interested in the same things. Redditors do too! But if someone's using one of those fucking social media sites... they'll either try to convert them or... ignore them.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

*Wednesday*
Redditor1: You see that dude over there?
Redditor2: Yeah...
Redditor1: I had a conversation with him, and I gotta tell you, he's fucked in the head.
Redditor2: Why?
Redditor1: He's an instagram normie...........
Redditor2: Another one? What the fuck... So only You and I are normal here I suppose....
Redditor1: You think we can convert him?
Redditor2: Ask him how long he's been using instagram for and you've got your answer.
Redditor1: Hi, Mark. You see, I have a question...
Mark: What is it?
Redditor1: Sorry if it's kinda sudden, but how long have you been using instagram?
Mark: I installed it this weekend.
Redditor1: Thanks.
Redditor2: How was it? Has he told you?
Redditor1: Yeah, and... four days at most.
Redditor2: There's no hope for him...

by Redditor125790 June 23, 2019