Ray

Ray is always hiding in a closet. His full name is sometimes Raymond, which is a fittingly grandpa name. He’s the kind of guy that you just want to go “boi” to. He’s got kinda ginger hair, but it’s cut really weird. The awful jokes never stop. If there was a movie made about his life, it would be rated R because he has no filter. He’s an 8...year old!!!!! Always has something wrong with his face, ex. chipped tooth, bowl haircut... He’s only still in the closet so that he can flirt. He loves any girl named Annie even though she’s a lot older than he is. He likes getting lit up...*wink wink* He constantly tries to roast but really only gets roasted. Is always the victim of trolls.

footnote: Ray rhymes with gay

G1: That Ray Guys is kinda cute.

G2: Are you joking? He’s not quite out of the closet yet. Also you don’t want to be in the hockey locker room with that perv
G1: Nevermind then...ew.

G2: yeah.

by Dora the Destroyer January 01, 2018

Ray Martin

One who has plastic hair and occasionally fills in on A Current Affair, Channel 9 Australia

Hey what is up with your Ray Martin hairstyle dude?

by 9 dude August 13, 2003

blu-ray

One of Sony's new proprietary formats that is destined to fail.

The blu-ray is going the way of the betamax.

by Todd Edwards November 02, 2006

Z-Rays

To catch some Zzz's(sleep) in the Rays(sun)

Dude i was so hungover after that party last night i went home to catch some Z-Rays...

by Stacky01 October 30, 2007

Ray Bans

The act of placing your ballsack on a girl's eye sockets while receiving fellatio from her.

"Hey you shoulda seen the Ray Bans this chick was wearing last night, she couldn't see a damn thing."

by Edogg February 10, 2006

Void rays

The stupidest way to play Protoss. Simply by amassing these bastards for the duration of the entire match, you can trump any Terran encampment and penetrate most Zerg bases

Stupid fucking protoss noobs. There are so many more fun options that the protoss have. Void rays are for starcraft simpletons.

Terran player: FUCKING SIEGE TANKS NOW HOW WILL YOU EXPAND

Protoss noob: Void rays x 200 supply

Protoss pro: Sentry hallucinations followed up by a few dark templar. Possibly falcons if they are not too entrenched with turrets yet.

by myrealnameistim February 07, 2012

Ray Collins

Nicknamed big bubba, butt buddies with all the short mexican jewish kids (see Derek Caypinar, Kyle Gubbins, Chris Murphy.)

Stay away from Big Bubba unless you want a 10 foot wide asshole.

by Pete did it, Deffinately wasn't gordon January 02, 2005