Retard

a retard is someone with the name Shannon Rutherford

'theres that retard shannon coming.'

by jamiegough March 1, 2010

RETARD

a man/woman/boy/girl/ginger who has a medical condition that makes them annoying wankas/good friends.

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by elldeejay April 14, 2009

retarded

Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.

I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!

by mr retard August 26, 2007

retarded

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

Retard

n. (never used) - A person with an IQ less than 70.
n. slang (general use) - A person who is not retarded but acts like it.

"People who like Spongebob, My Little Ponies, and/or rap music are retards."

by BOOBCHEESE September 3, 2012

retarded

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

retardity

combination of two words,retardandstupidity

She tripped over a crack in the sidewalk,because she was looking down,tring to be careful.It was her own retardity!

by cherub April 25, 2005