James Pumphrey

The host of donut media's up to speed, and D'list and the absolute greatest actor in the world, I don't care what you say.

James Pumphrey is awesome, I hope he starts doing up to speed again.

by PlsNoPunterino November 29, 2020

Rompy Pompy

To partake in sexual activity. Similair to bone or get down

Why don't you come back to my crib for some rompy pompy

by stage 5 clinger February 23, 2010

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw January 11, 2008

pumpatorium

Gym or gymnasium. Coined by the characters Hanz & Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon) on SNL.

Hear me now and listen to me in Ten Thousand light years, we'd like to take this time to announce the opening of our new gym in Wayne, New Jersey. That's right. Ya! It's called the Pumpatorium!

by forkalsrud June 1, 2007

pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.

That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009