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Due Process

Due process is a fundamental right that ensures everyone, regardless of citizenship or legal status, is given notice of accusations and an opportunity to defend themselves before the government takes action.

Trump does not understand this concept because he is a moron and doesn't care about the Constitution. He is unfit to be a president.
(ICE detained a sickly mother who is undocumented and accuses her drug trafficking 12 years ago)

Mother: this is a mistake. I never sold drugs.
ICE: (with a mischievous grin) a trusted confidant told us everything. You are on a 5am flight to El Salvador tomorrow morning.
Mother: this is a mistake! Let me talk to a lawyer.
ICE: Criminal aliens don't get lawyers. HAHAHA

(Mother is deported the next morning. Later that afternoon in a federal court)

Federal Judge: This is preposterous!!! You snatched her from the street and just shipped her out the next morning like cattle! Did you give her a notice beforehand? Did you give her an opportunity to defend?? Where was her due process?

Trump: (yawn) it was an administrative error. It is what it is.
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age progress

Instead of age regressing its becoming like old to roleplay hence progression not regression
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The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.
Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary
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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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language auditory processing disorder

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"
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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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