Watching Paint Dry

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.

Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."

by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009

drinkin' the paint

Becoming intoxicated. To describe someone who has been drinking alcohol.

"What's wrong with Bo?"
"Yeah, I don't know, it looks like someone's been drinkin' the paint!"

by Ali Mir May 11, 2006

face painter

A male individual who ejaculates on a female's face as much and as often as possible. Most face painters target areas specifically ON a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. Occasionally they may shake things up with a shot IN the mouth/nose/ears. A face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. Many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.

My brother Dave is a true face painter.

by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006

4 girls finger paint

internet video where 4 girls finger paint with shit. to start the first girl shits on another girls asshole. one girl leans in to eat the shit and play with it in her mouth. then they rub the shit on there fingers and proceed to finger paint there bodies with it. afterwards one girl pukes on the shit and ass. to top it off one girl pukes in another girls mouth. the end.

guy 1 "hey bro check out this vid 4 girls finger paint"

guy 2 "ok ill google it when i get home"

guy 2 "wtf is wrong with you dude"

guy 1 "pretty fucked up right?"

by thatotherguy March 21, 2008

Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.

My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.

by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

speed painting

Speed painting is a technique used by digital artists when wanting to make a painting in under 4 hours. The painting, often looking blocky, actually comes out quite detailed despite this. Speed painting is normally landscapes and concept art.

"Practicing speed painting, done in around an hour, wacom tablet and photoshop."

by Tehilah December 12, 2006

painters in

when a girl has her period

susie was really cranky today shes just gone to the bathroom, she must have the painters in

by Emmamac92 June 23, 2008