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Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.
Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."
by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016
mugGet the Polish monstermug.

Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch
by warlock of feet January 8, 2021
mugGet the Polish Jacuzzimug.

polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers
Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock
by Piddlecak September 18, 2017
mugGet the polish gymsockmug.

Polish Pete

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!
by Meatypt February 2, 2023
mugGet the Polish Petemug.

Polish stalker

I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.

For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)

I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)

Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?

So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)

Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)

I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.

I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.

These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”

Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.

(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)

I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
mugGet the Polish stalkermug.

Polish Tuxedo

A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.
Sasha: hey misha, I see you're wearing your polish tuxedo, what's the occasion?
by BigHaaan July 16, 2018
mugGet the Polish Tuxedomug.

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.
by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017
mugGet the polish patrickmug.

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