plastic cup politics

When one gets inebriated alone, with no intention of interacting with anyone or anything besides the vessels that once carried the consumed alcohol.

"I think John is becoming an alcoholic, every night is another one filled with plastic cup politics"

by ydassa January 26, 2009

fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."

I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.

by grifter69 November 9, 2004

Plastic Pussy

A person that prefers to use engineered stone over natural stone.

That Kowboy is a plastic pussy.

by stone lover August 27, 2009

Plastic Fan

Plastic fans are basically glory hunters. The most common example of a plastic fan is a man city supporter. If Newcastle’s takeover is completed you will be seeing many new plastic fans most of them will be former man city fans because they are plastic.

Hey look it’s a Man city fan he must have been a Man U supporter before.
I really hate plastic fans

by mktheking April 22, 2020

Plastic Rape Salad

The sound made by a keyboard

May I have a side of fries with my plastic rape salad?

by lmfaoiloveit September 11, 2010

slap your plastics

To insert contacts in your eyes.

John said, "Slap your plastics and let's go to the bar."

by JaaWeave December 23, 2006

Black plastic hearse

The unpleasant result of a murder. Although less common than straight burying people, the black plastic hearse rides still happen.

Usually the person has been shreddled into chunklets and bagged in tall kitchen trash bags. They are then taken to a dump, or buried.

Yo Eddie better cough up his "insurance" premium, unless he wants a free ride in a black plastic hearse to the nearest dumpster tonight.

by Fugly cuckling August 24, 2018