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Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
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piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.
dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.
by wow567443 December 31, 2009
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Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.
Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.
by Arronon July 21, 2009
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Dumpster Piss

The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.

Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.

Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
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piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other
“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend
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Big Piss

An expression to signify someone's disappointment with their current situation.
"Big piss", I left my keys in the car
by SticcLord August 28, 2019
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Pissed Pistofferson

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off
Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson
by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011
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