Pissed Pistofferson

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off

Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson

by dRPheelgood April 08, 2011

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

Piss Stream

Piss that which criss/crosses in a somewhat sinusoidal pattern before it hits the water beneath.

"The more z-amount I forced it, the more it performed the twist."

-"Drinking and pissing fuck"

"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."

-"Hard dick"

by dhc529 September 09, 2009

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths October 03, 2008

Period piss

A word made by a girl who wanted to use something other than period pooh because it sounds dumb

"She needs to get her life together."
"Period piss!"

by Jordan15 June 04, 2019

Piss intimidate

V. when you are in a public bathroom and you got a mean flow going.... a flow so mean and intimidating that the other dude in the john gets stage fright and can't piss.... usually follows heavy beer consumption

I totally piss intimidated that old guy

by Don Hoyte August 08, 2008

Piss Tornado

When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.

Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!

Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.

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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!

Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!

by Palutena May 13, 2014