Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio November 4, 2008

vagina pirate

A lesbian.
The female version of a butt-pirate

She may not be out-of-the-closet yet, but judging by the facebook pictures, I think your sister might be a vagina pirate.

by Kevmosis September 8, 2009

pirate's punch

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.

Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!

by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006

Pirate Game

This is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: "Pirate Juice". The players aka: "Pirates", drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: " USS Marie Antoinette".
Pirate Language should be used when sober enough. Once the Pirate Juice has been consumed, the Pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. In the morning the Pirates must overtake a resturant such as a Waffle House or Quaker Steak.

" Damn son, when I get back from Singapore we are playing the Pirate Game."

by Peg_Leg February 14, 2010

bike pirate

What pirates become when they hit land: pirates on bikes.

Time to throw anchor and go get some wenches. better grab my rum and my bike, because once i step off the ship ill have to be a bike pirate!

by rezzy666 July 20, 2008

dirty pirate

a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.

Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?

Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?

Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.

by nigga gabe August 1, 2006