pirate ninja 

A pirate trained as a ninja (see pirate and ninja.) People who are trained in the noble art of the Ninjas while travelling the seas in a ship stealing booty and generally causing havok.

ME "I am a pirate ninja, HI - YARRR!"
BOB "are you? thats nice"

pirate ninja by Haggis McSpud May 31, 2007

pirate gangsta ninja 

one who is a pirate, a gangsta, AND ninja, all in one.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.

yeah, bitch.

Pirate Kelsey: i hate you! you cant be a pirate anymore!!Pirate Laura: i hate you too!, FINE!
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*

-- some time later --

Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!

*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*

pirate gangsta ninja by Pirate Lauraa August 19, 2006

Pirate Duck Mafia 

Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.

Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.

The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.

"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("

Pirate Duck Mafia by Pirate Duck Mafia March 11, 2009

pirate ninja 

see: pinja
see also incompetent ass hats

pirate ninja fail at life

pirate ninja by popcultureicon March 20, 2005

pirate studying 

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.

Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.

pirate studying by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010

Pirate Ship 

Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.

My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.

Pirate Ship by leede March 6, 2015

pirate shower 

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

pirate shower by cDickAnge January 3, 2016