Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
Get the Pencil Shankedmug. by big dic mommy September 8, 2021
Get the pencilmug. by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
Get the Diamond Pencilmug. A friend who wants to me more one day and then the next day they don’t. Will erase their progress and go back into the friend zone almost instantly
my pencil pal, only wants to be my friend when it’s convenient for her but last night she was definitely a permanent marker, pal
by Dirtrider10017 July 14, 2025
Get the Pencil palmug. 1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.
2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.
2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020
Get the Pencillingmug. The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020
Get the Foot Pencilmug. by Canadian Keyboard October 22, 2019
Get the Pencilmug.