Paw patrol

One of the greatest shows ever.

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?”
That one bitch: “Eww no!”

by Nukethewhales August 2, 2018

Dick hole patrol

A derogative term for the police.

The dick hole patrol got a road block.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

Gnome Patrol

Usually a large group of stoners who are almost a large society on their own and unified by their friendship, not moochness.

To be leader of said society is a bad thing only brought on by unencouragable acts such as: dropping the weed in its many forms, a joint, a pipe, a bong even (its happened before), or losing the weed period, sometimes it is excusable, such as a pothole contributed towards this act or the person next to you elbowed you pretty hard in the ribs, sometimes it can be alrite when the smoking device overheats and/or is cashed, on the other hand someone burning their hand because they were holding the utensil wrong after being given a proper instructional on the instrument or being experienced with said tool is inexcusable in any manner.

Remember, this was invented for fun and mostly for shits and giggles to keep people from fucking up and learning what their doing before trying to act pro and just wasting weed.

A: The Gnome Patrol was initially created by a group of friends in Buford, Georgia after a hallcuinating member saw a gnome run through a nearby yard

by The Kaiser of Shiza December 30, 2008

Pussy Patrol

People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them

No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!

by G, Bur July 19, 2002

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.

If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.

by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009

whitey patrol

a) for a sober person to be cleaning up and preventing intoxicated individuals from "whiteying" on the floor at a house party...the individual is usually the person hu through the party... or a sober person hu is bored

b) a choice phrase uttered by someone moments b4 of after a whitey. generally becuz they realise there gonna have to clean it up

oi wheres donk.
hes on whitey patrol with spindle

u ok tobe?
yeh mate im on whitey patrol

by S L Daly September 23, 2007