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FLOORMATT PARKER

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
by jose suarez May 9, 2006
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joanna parkerson

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell
by L1lTroll August 31, 2016
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Joanna Parker

Mostly known to be the most beautiful girl on Earth. Loves children and has a very kind heart. Her kindness is second to none. Very playful and she is very funny as well. Everyone wants to be a Joanna Parker when they’re young.
Jimmy’s daughter said she wants to be great like Joanna Parker one day.
by Mcvisual January 19, 2021
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parker price

he is very fickin rich
can i borrow some money dude
by Jacob Newton January 31, 2005
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Parker

Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
by Happy Mormon July 30, 2017
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Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.
by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018
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Parker

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.
by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010
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