FLOORMATT PARKER

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

joanna parkerson

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell

She is such a joanna parkerson

by L1lTroll August 31, 2016

Joanna Parker

Mostly known to be the most beautiful girl on Earth. Loves children and has a very kind heart. Her kindness is second to none. Very playful and she is very funny as well. Everyone wants to be a Joanna Parker when they’re young.

Jimmy’s daughter said she wants to be great like Joanna Parker one day.

by Mcvisual January 19, 2021

parker price

he is very fickin rich

can i borrow some money dude

by Jacob Newton January 31, 2005

Parker

Mormon fuck.

Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."

by Happy Mormon July 30, 2017

Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018

Parker

(v.) to steal the seat of another

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.

by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010