Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020

jump the monkey

When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.

Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!

by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015

Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.

A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!

by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019

doss-monkey

An absolute idiot

What are you doing you fucking doss-monkey

by SublimeLime69 March 3, 2021

MOPAR Monkey

MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.

Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.

Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.

by Yadwick September 6, 2021

crass monkey

A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.

Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."

Four Loko and orange juice? That is one tasty crass monkey!

by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011

Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020