Hotep cliff notes

It is when someone who is pseudo "woke", likes to start arguments in comments with copying and pasting most used hotep phrases and history lesson in long paragraphs as if they wrote it themselves.

Here comes De rah akkmon with his nonsense, spewing out hotep cliff notes on why black people should not watch shark tank.

by Jujubeewildin February 15, 2019

Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

Noted.

A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.

Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.

by Schizo_lifter93 December 8, 2009

notepad

A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.

Notepad opens EVERYTHING.

by foo2 October 22, 2006

Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

by Krkič January 31, 2021

IT notes

A disguising name for porn collection.

My IT notes are world class.

by BabyShark July 20, 2009