health fit

serious concern about the health of your loved ones

"I'm throwing a health fit. Watch yourselves, protect yourselves, just.. don't die, ok? Do not die, you hear me?"

by Krkič March 7, 2020

fit it and quit it

The act of going to a store to try on an article of clothing, just to get the size to buy it online later.

Gabe is trying to buy a new soft shell jacket online, so he's gotta go to the Arc'teyrx store to fit it and quit it.

by fit it and quit it July 19, 2014

a fit of health

he/she/ze is dyin'

Granny is having a fit of health. She may pass real soon.

by mr.tourist January 25, 2021

Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.

"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

DAX Fit

An outfit or article of clothing which is overly colorful/flamboyant to the point where it comes off as gaudy/extra.

Guy 1: Bro, did you see those acronym prestos?
Guy 2: Yeah, but they look like they belong on a DAX fit!

by tlhcamo October 1, 2019

culture fit

Cultural fit means that employees' beliefs and behaviors are in alignment with their employer's core values and company culture . But also a schneaky-ass way to only hire people who you like or who look like you.

"Unfortunately, even though you graduated magna cum laude from MIT and you've worked for Goldman Sachs for two years already even though you're only 18 - you being a black chick doesn't go with our culture fit of white nerdy guys from CalTech.

by jovenesdeahoranorespectannada March 5, 2017

Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018