Nilda Noise

When you mispronounce "Nilla Wafers" as "Nilda Wafers" and chew them really loudly in someone's ear without keeping your mouth closed while you chew.

My mom has an issue where she struggles to pronounce classic cookie names and is now just creating Nilda Noise so I have to leave the room to do my work.

by HydroxLover January 6, 2021

Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

White noise

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.

Prof. X is such a white noise.

by illi-noise March 18, 2021

Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient

Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.

by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022

SSS-noises

The sounds that snakes make

Snake: "ssssss"
Person: did i just hear SSS-noises?

by aauaat April 27, 2022

slightly arousing rolling R noises

Let’s just say…. They are SLIGHTLY AROUSING try it out! RRRRRRR

“RRRRRR”
“Oooh 😏”

“You want more of those slightly arousing rolling R noises baby ?”
“Ofc mommy”

by Licebosses September 29, 2022