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Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.
Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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Stalker

A stalker is obsessed with someone for various reasons so they will stalk that person to glean information from the victim. The victim most likely doesn’t even know what’s going on. Stalkers are linked to severe/fatal/lethal mental health disorders and could be potential killers. These individuals are categorized in the cluster b personality disorders in psychology. Like Borderline Personality Disorder, Antisocial Personality Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Disorder and sometimes Histrionic Personality Disorder. Other stalkers can also be in the cluster a personality disorders like Paranoid Personality Disorder, Schizoid Personality Disorder and Schizotypal Personality Disorder. Half of them have poor critical thinking skills, especially intimate cluster a diagnosed stalkers. They hallucinate and hear things. There are 5 types of stalkers: The intimate stalker, the acquaintance stalker, the public figure/celebrity stalker, and the gang stalkers. The usual causes of this like obsession and pathological envy is typically the root of this problem. Or because they want to be in a relationship with them.

Cyber-stalking: Cyber-stalking is a more subtle form of stalking, and less detected. Basically it’s when stalkers stalk online instead of real life and go on social media websites and on their account to get information from the victim. It’s super rare but people can get arrested from cyber-stalking

Contact the police, file a restraining order, intimidate them and block them
Dear Diary: “Why are you stalking me? What’s so special about me anyways? I’m just an average man/woman with an average life, I work from nine to five. Hey hell I pay the price. I always wanted to be left alone in my average home, but why do I always feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone? I always feel like somebody’s watching me” STALKER!
by Wren Eleanor January 15, 2023
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Stalker

Potentially a stalking victim being guised as the perpetrator through a dreamt up projection fallacy.

Exhibit A:

Definition of Family Stalker (i.e. Male Family Stalker):

Gets excited when stalker shows up with a party invite. Stares into the stalkers soul with a side-cocked open smirk;

Obsesses about how much of a stalker the stalker is to stalker's friends, but in the next breath askes genuinely if he's gay in a tone of desperation followed by a superfulous explanation.

Complains about how fat his stalker is despite only a BMI 20 vs BMI 17.5 separation. Stalker goes on an eating binge with another bro. Sees stalker got a bulkier chest and handles the next day. Grabs and pinches them in excitement.

Complains about Stalker having a 10 second job interview in his mother's kitchen. Tells everyone the stalker is in love with his mother.

Says his stalker is obsessed with his older sister over Xbox clan chat but that the stalker convinced him he's over his alleged prey. Then bragged about how he could get a little suckie suckie action out of his stalker because the stalker supposedly liked a sibling of his.

Allegeror writes that he loves his stalker on the jungle gym 400m up the road from his domicile.

Older sister finds out and shows the stalker. Allegeror paints over that section of jungle gym with his parents outdoor gutter paint.
That guy stalks my entire family. My older sister stopped going to Youth because of him!

Context: Older sister cannot go. Has posessive boyfriend. Does not tell the alleged stalker's friends.
by settledviaurban May 23, 2021
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Stalkers

A mind.in.a.box song that supposedly transforms anyone who listens into Agent Smith.
The song is about a woman who slowly finds herself being transformed into a member of a Hivemind, many believing this also changes her into a man, hence the song’s connection to Agent Smith.
Last night I went to a sci fi themed club and they started playing Stalkers and I started tweaking
by Bambianca January 4, 2024
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Stalker

Wow that stalker is at my house- madisyn
by Devon Ball August 23, 2019
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Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft
“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life
by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020
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umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020
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