Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.

I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.

by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.

(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?

by taycolez October 6, 2011

twit-stalk

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.

She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special

by arthax0r December 6, 2009

pussy stalking

Is when a female is stalking her ex or a guy she can't have and getting fucked by everyone she see's him socializing with.

I think Maya is pussy stalking you my guy, she's already been fucked by 3 or 4 guys you might know this week.

by StopBeingGross September 19, 2022

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012