When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 30, 2012
Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.
by Fen_ris October 22, 2023
A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 03, 2021
by Willie June 12, 2021
by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017
A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.
by GrandpaDad69 February 04, 2023
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016