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Swirl Job

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016
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web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.
Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!
by brototype1012 March 26, 2010
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whack job

A complete loon-ball. A crazy person. Nut-Job.
He's nuts. A complete and total whack job.
by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006
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plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.
That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 9, 2003
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Hatchet Job

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.
Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.
by Malex2200 July 20, 2010
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ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
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Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
by MC Bengi May 22, 2013
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