mexican mustache

a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.

teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.

by j8ud98e560sd98ry September 5, 2006

Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

by Cum Gurgler June 9, 2009

crimson mustache

When someone eats a girl out who has her period

Mike got a crimson mustache when he hooked up with Jen last night.

by AOPi May 28, 2006

Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009

mustaffa

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.

Melissa Rose Gudge

by Jimmy March 27, 2004

Mustafa Negro Overlord

When a white boy is acting overly black, but also hyper. Somehow, the kid is also being possessive or controlling (may be demanding).

Boy: LISTEN TO ME!!! (Jumping around)
White Guy: Dude, chill out.
Boy: I SAID, LISTEN UP NIGGA OR IMA BUST A CAP UP IN HURR!!!
White Guy: I never thought you'd become a Mustafa Negro Overlord...

by Teh White ChocoMcWiz December 17, 2011

Mustansir

He's an amazing person, someone who you can rely on. He is smart, good looking and someone you can confide in. He's Mustansir! Just unique in his own way :)

Mustansir is my besttt friendddd

by anonymous January 2, 2022