dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.
Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?
Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018
This is not only a horror movie, but it is true. In South Africa there is this giant hand covered in mud that goes around killing people.
The muddy hand captured 5 people last night. This can also be called the wompogan which means the muddy hand of South Africa. You can say something like “the wompogan is a large muddy hand in South Africa that kills people. He has killed about 6000k people in South Africa.
by Alex Morten February 20, 2021
the act of pooping in a cup then ejaculating and or jizzing into the same cup then making your women eat that shit, then she will have a delicious snake and shut up already
by fjhafjhasfjkhasfjkmax December 16, 2010
This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017
"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).
by ZMia January 31, 2007
by bloodyfingers April 04, 2012
When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
by Valkyrion May 12, 2019