MTV

Crap.
Idiotic crap.
Brain dead, vapid, mass produced, mass marketed, corporate-cool, follower minded, pretentious, unfunny, lame, douchenozzle-tool crap.

MTV is to music TV, as Fox News is to humanity.

by Lig Na Baste May 15, 2008

MTTG

Married to the game

She wanna marry me but I’m mttg hoe

by Bigblackrubberduck October 31, 2019

MTHOP

A widely used acronym in the online game show community. It refers to when someone masturbates to their own posts. "MTHOP" is always preceded by the initials of the person that's being referred to.

John Doe: A contestant made a match on tonight's Match Game episode
Jane Doe: JDMTHOP!

by John2019 September 19, 2020

MTPD

MPTD: Make That Pussy Drip

Yo bro, make sure you MTPD tonight!

by WittleWoose April 1, 2021

MtnDewLover29

MtnDewLover29 is my name

Hey MtnDewLover29 what's your favorite drink?

Are you serious?

by MtnDewLover29 June 14, 2021

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

MTV VMA

A waste of time.

The MTV VMA was shitty this year, like every year

by pat August 28, 2003