moesplosion

an explosion as a result of too much moe

the first airing of K-On caused a major moesplosion

by kingrunethom July 1, 2014

throwin five with my moles

getting high with your ugly friends

zee: pass the L you fucking mole

tashh: h.o

rein: I @m teh 1337 L m0l3 p@$$ teh $h!t n@0 @-@

zee: puff and pass...*i love throwin five with my moles*

by ThaThreePz August 18, 2009

Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.

Molestation Meal: See above.

by hungry guy July 27, 2010

Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)

CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013

dick moles

this is when some 1 has tons of moles on there dick and it is all bumpy

dominic tried to suck sabrinas cock but it was covered in dick moles
eww dick moles.

by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

modesty

The act of lying about your feats and traits in an attempt to fool others into thinking you are capable of more.

I see through your modesty, you lousy piece of shit.

by rippykins March 18, 2011

Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.

good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"

by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006