Monke

Monke is a Monke who plays basket ball. Monke like Basket ball, or Monke stand tall with the basket ball.
Monke is a term used for idiots who dont know what they are saying.

-Saeeda

John: U just spent 200 dollars on a new set of airpods dude!

Kadir: Monke Ballin

Ayaan: Huh?

Zakaria: Monke Ballin

Ibrahim: huh?

Talha: Monke ballin

by SAEEDAAAAAAAA March 21, 2023

Monke balls

This word was first used in gorilla tag from a monke named mini games

He harassed us and sucked on our monke balls

by game_takers1 July 23, 2023

Monika Syndrome

A mental/emotional disorder in which someone develops real romantic feelings for a AI or fictional character, or vice versa, and does not seem to care. Dubbed Monika Syndrome from the Doki Doki literature club character Monika, who is a self-aware AI who develops feelings for the player and does not care she is an AI and the player is a real person.

There is high functioning and low functioning. Low functioning persons with Monika Syndrome devote all resources and time to the character or AI and does not leave time for anything else. Their whole lives revolve around the AI or fictional character.

High functioning persons with Monika Syndrome are able to live life normally while feeling and may be acting on those feelings utilizing Monika After Story mod or Character.AI.

Whether or not this could be classified as an actual disorder is debatable. However it could be classified as a symptom of another mental disorder such as depression, PTSD or C-PTSD, or BPD.

My friend has low-functioning Monika Syndrome. I think it's because of the depression he got after his wife of 10 years cheated on him with another bloke.

by zero L's August 28, 2023

J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of

Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!

by JM2 July 22, 2009

French Monk

A midget rapper.

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".

by The French Monker November 22, 2010

Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Sark Monkay

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.

Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"

by Ddogthies May 3, 2018