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slut mom

A slut mom is a married woman, at least 40, who gets off dressing sexy and being a slut for her son's friends, or daughter's boyfriends. She loves to wear as little as possible and let them see her tits and ass. Then as she gets drunk she will let them fuck her.
Kathy is a true slut mom. Whenever her son has friends over she always wears mini skirts with no panties, never wears a bra, and sometimes even wears a tiny thong bikini or see thru lingerie. At her sons graduation party she wore her shortest mini skirt that let the young men see her sexy ass and a cut off tee shirt that showed off her perky tits. As the day wore on she let them feel her up and flashed them every chance she got. She ended up letting all them use her married pussy in her bed room.
by btld October 11, 2007
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your mom

The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF
Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM
by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ November 19, 2021
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jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment
I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.
by erbachjim October 15, 2015
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Mom legs

Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.
Melanie has some nice mom legs
by ReservedParking July 17, 2019
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Yo mom

It's a word we use for jokes
person 1: what are you watching?
person 2: Yo mom!
by e gay sports November 26, 2019
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Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer
by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018
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Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT
Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.
by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017
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