Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

K'mite

A portmanteau coined by Kingdom Memes to describe a particular set of people that are super cool and fun loving. They have a good sense of humor with real supernatural abilities.

Hey! Look at that K'mite he legit healed that mad man!!

The K'mite made us laugh and immediately laid hands on grandma, her cancer is gone now!

by Sarah Vance November 13, 2020

Vaggie mite sandwich

Another word play this time on the australian veggie mite sandwich. The "spread"in this case would be a woman's quin. Hence a roundabout way of saying eating pussy.

My girlfriend and I made a. Vaggie mite sandwich using her own natural sauces!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

dirty moatez

To make someone beg for you to fuck them.

I dirty moatez her and now she calls me daddy !

by spencerdott June 3, 2021

Jean Moise

The baddest mutherfucker!!
Vibes, looks and personality unmatched!!
Probably the coolest motherfucker in the whole galaxy.
There’s probably only one, if he’s out there.

Dude: yo! You seen Jean Moise?
Some other Dude: yeap! The fly-est mutherfucker as always!

by Badman Library November 23, 2021

eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.

oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes

by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022

The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.

It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.

by JustinDA July 10, 2022