Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

female mincer

Female that gets gay men extremely drunk in order to have sex with them.

That bird Kath is a right female mincer, she only went and screwed her gay bff last night.

by Buddahcandy December 30, 2020

pecark minceraft

A reaction phrase.

John: I just went fishing and found a golden ring!
Mark: pecark minceraft

by theYoss August 25, 2022

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

Christen mingle

When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.

I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.

by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022

Crotch mingle

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).

Single and ready to crotch mingle.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023

Montgomery Mingle

The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash

How was your time in Montgomery

I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around

by Bruank April 14, 2023