absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

Mess

Me

My life is a mess

by Ban the palm trees March 23, 2021

Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.

Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022

MESS

The greatest group of people to ever walk this planet.

"Who are those amazing cool vibey people who have been drinking since 9am?" "Oh they're from MESS"

by theveryhungrycaterpillar September 15, 2020

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022