Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.

The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.

by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011

crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/

Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.

by ThePants June 1, 2005

Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
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Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009

dirty melon

A really small round ass

I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!

by Steezy J October 18, 2010

Melonade

A very tasty drink featured on Homestarrunner.com. Made from melons, duh. Aid's your ade.

A glass of melonade? For me? Thanks, The Cheat!

by Iceman June 21, 2003

Meloncholy

A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.

Meloncholy
Dudo 1: Hey man, you comin' up the recreation ground fo' some swingage?
Dudo 2: Ah I dunno... feeling kinda bummed...
Dudo 1: Been eating that mango?
Dudo 2: Yeah...

by AlbusOK October 25, 2007

Mamonidas

{mamoh-nidas}
Person that has perfected and thrives in conducting him/herself in a very stupid way. derrived from the word (mamon) and (Leonidas) King of the spartan's in the movie 300!

King of the mamones!

This dude crashed a parked car last week! What a Mamonidas!

by Chavelo April 2, 2007