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Mecture

the act of giving a lecture in such a boring way that it is called mecture

m(for a teachers name)ecture(lecture)
" O NO NOT ANOTHER MECTURE!!"
by mecture master May 5, 2009
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meckling

A mixture of dried cum and underwear lint that sticks to the tip of the penis and causes multiple urine streams. Also can be used to describe an annoying or foolish person.
"Sorry about the mess in your bathroom, I had a meckling on the end of my mushroom tip."

"I can't believe that meckling played dubstep on the jukebox!"
by dumpdweller July 22, 2012
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mechista

An individual who is a member of the student organization MEChA . (Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlán)
The Mechistas organized a protest that took place at the courthouse last Tuesday.
by Xicana.azteca January 16, 2016
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Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011
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Reverse Mechanic

Vinne's not gay! He's creative. He's a reverse mechanic. He likes to play in the dirt.
by Hamlet Turn Around May 10, 2018
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mecha

mecha reffers to any mechanical construct of death that is controlled by a pilot who sits in a cockpit of some sort.
Power Armor is not considered mecha.
"Run away, some big fuggin mecha are coming!"
"What, is this the biggest gun you can mount? Shucks..."
by Swissjak March 29, 2004
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Mechanicsville, md

A shitty little town full of rednecks and drunks, with nothing to do but drink and do drugs and have little babies
the crappest place ever outside of arkansas is mechanicsville, md
by socialoutcasts October 8, 2008
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