Maybe

A way to get people’s hopes up, or annoy them with constant repetition. A lazy and weak way to say perhaps, probably, or possibly. Another way to lazily say “that might be”, “the could be”, “we probably could do that”, or “there might be something”.

1. Can we please get rid of this in the future? Her: Maybe
2. Perhaps / possibly / “there probably is” there is = Maybe there is
3. That might be the case = Maybe that is

by Juneberry You May 21, 2023

Maybeliving

saying that there should be a word where something maybe has happened and you're not sure if you gotta believe it.

"Bro someone said some dude pissed himself at school today"
"You don't know if that's true, don't believe anything you hear"
"I'm maybeliving"

by your mum's boyfriend May 29, 2023

Maybe

Parent speak for no.

Kid: hey mom can I go to the mall with my friends

Mom: maybe

2 hrs later

Kid: hey mom have you decided

Mom: go away I already said no

by you_might_be_a_good_person June 7, 2023

Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.

Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise

by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023

Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)

Maybe I should get Tattoos

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

Maybach

The word maybe is mixed up with the car brand Maybach to show that it might be a more exclusive option than the other alternative.

Maybach it would be better to go to McDonalds instead of the gas station.

by Brandt Randi July 2, 2023

MaleBox

Pussy so good dudes go postal over it like it's not even a human but their own special MaleBox they or anyone can mail a package to anytime. They think you just open the slot to the drop box outside and dump it in her just like the postal service drop box. They think they can become her MaleMan and control what goes inside that MaleBox but that's always their demise because Male tampering is dangerous and possibly illegal definitely frowned upon.

The vagina is unfortunately currently mandated and regulated by the federal government since it produces multiple controlled substances the Supreme court has decided to intervene in the voluntary destruction of. This does not however allow any hairy tom dicky to become a male man deserving of a male box because they are feeling disadvantaged.

The Uninvited Solitary Pussyless Office did not hire you to deliver anything anywhere ever. MaleBox's don't exist and neither do MaleMen or their special packages they want to deliver. Go postal on your pillow case full of socks.

by DrRedBush July 21, 2023