match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.

I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.

by ennaeed December 25, 2017

Match-laugh

Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation

He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.

by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018

Maxcel

Maxcel is a person one cannot trust. He usually has many masks and will never show his true face to you. He cannot keep himself from lying even if he tries hard.

Oh look it's Maxcel over there!
Really? Let's better cross the street then...

by Baby turtle June 1, 2018

Martcart

A perv

Boy why u acting like martcart

by Zooz June 4, 2018

Mattcheeww

A dirty, stinky, slimy, arrogant and ignorant guy who goes around using girls for their bodies ,can’t keep it in his pants and drops you as soon as he finds someone else.

Girl 1: My man blocked me and was using me to show off to his friends. Girl 2: Aww really? I told you he would play you. Girl 3: He’s such a Mattcheeww

by NotYourBaby101 June 7, 2019

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019