Mandilon

Un pendejo llamado Jose
Hace todo lo que su Amour quiere

Amour: Quiero un caldo de pollo!
Mandilon: Ya voy mi Amour
Amour: Pero apúrate pendejo!
Mandilon: SI MI AMOUR

by hermanoelmandilon September 4, 2024

Mandilon

A male that is demasculated

Joseph was going to go out fishing with his buddie, but his wife told him he had to go on a walk with her to listen to her talk about her Louis Vuitton collection. He doesn't wear the pants in that relationship. He is not a man. The real definition of a mandilon.

by The real man Joshua January 28, 2025

Mandilon

A male that is demasculated

Joseph was going to go out fishing with his buddie, but his wife told him he had to go on a walk with her to listen to her talk about her Louis Vuitton collection. He doesn't wear the pants in that relationship. He is not a man. The real definition of a mandilon.

by The real man Joshua January 28, 2025

Mandildo Effect

When an example of the Mandela Effect is disprovable with absolute certainty, but a person still believes that their perception of events is completely correct and begins to rationalise with increasing layers of unbelievability and absurdity.

Person A: Nelson Mandela was released from prison in 1990.
Person B: No he wasn't, he died in prison in the 1980s. Any other attempts to convince you otherwise have been written by a rogue artificial intelligence.
Person A: Not true. I met Nelson Mandela.
Person B: Well, actually, you didn't, you were possessed by a demon that made you think you met Nelson Mandela, but you didn't really.
Person A: I think you're suffering from the Mandildo Effect.

by CleveW December 7, 2025

Mandalate

To be dramatically more late(r) then previously thought.

I asked Peter to respond to my call quickly,and he said he he would in 5 minutes, but he was being mandalate and didn't for 4 days.

by 1234567876543212345657645321 February 19, 2009

mandicament

When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.

Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!

by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010

mandicotic

acting like a pysco, flipping out on kids, chocking dogs, putting cats in the dryer, and posting shit on facebook about how shit pisses you off. and flipping the fuck out for no reason because you are a pysco.

Don't make me go mandicotic on your ass!!

by timberlandfoil March 6, 2010