Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana
Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025

n. — Female vocalist who gets into showbiz at a young age solely through the influence of her famous showbiz father; hits puberty and breaks into an Alto range and starts hanging out with the "wrong crowd" in Hollywood while continuing to desperately chase musical stardom; likely dies of an overdose by age 33 leaving broken dreams, musical irrelevance, and an episode of True Hollywood Stories
Aww, why y'all gotta be hating on that po Hannah Montana? Y'all just jealous cause y'all ain't got no talent neither but she rich and famous. Don't hate the playa hate the game!
by 22threeazy April 5, 2019

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012

The realist nigga you'll ever meet in your life, Boss Type, Money Getting, Bad bitch Pulling , Fly whip pushing, rocking the latest shit, and taking ya baddest bitch. Real shit #King
You might look up to micheal jordan,jay-z, or even rich porter, but there's only one Meech Montana. (From South Philly 23rd street)
by United States of America October 11, 2022

by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”
by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.
by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020
