Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020

Minecraft urge

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue

Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks

by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021

Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.

Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020

minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020

Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021

Die In Minecraft

A phrase often said while playing Minecraft to mean die in the game. This is different from just using Die. It was often said by the famous Youtuber Astelic so it didn't come off as a threat.

Player one: Walking on a bridge
Player Two: "Die in Minecraft!" Throws a fireball

Player one: Falls and dies

by AweGen December 8, 2020