loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

Loomer

A massive turd that wont flush, Either due to size or messyness.

1. That Loomer was so big I almost backed out.

2. Dude, that was a mega loomer. She took the toilet bush and a second flush!

by PRO42O January 11, 2023

Loose change

Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected

Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?

Yeah, that’s totally loose change

by Alittleunwell January 21, 2023

Loose Gray Beanie

The act of shifting in plastic wrap and freezing the turd. As the frozen the turd is reinserted into the partners rectum. cold temperature creates a gray frost around the anal opening making it look like a loose gray beanie. .

Ever try a loose gray beanie?

by FrostyTuba February 20, 2023

Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.

Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"

by swanagebay February 23, 2010

Flint Loose

a situation/event/problem that is capable of being done so smoothly it becomes as loose as Eric Flint.

Dude, i hooked up with that chick; SO EASY!

Like Flint Loose?

You know it.

by 22 Ninjas June 29, 2010

Louie Loose Lips

A snitch; A person who intentionally throws people under the bus, but will claim it was an accident. A person who likes to gossip. One who likes to kiss and tell. A rat.

John: Keep your voice down, Cameron is a "Louie Loose Lips"

Bob: I feel it, bro.

by Atlas Monroe March 13, 2014