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Lisa Guerrero

A reporter for Inside Edition since 2006 who posted perhaps the dumbest thing on the Internet leading up to the 2024 presidential election
Lisa Guerrero: I think Joe Rogan is afraid to interview Kamala Harris because that would require a great deal of research and preparation that he is not equipped to do.

Everyone on X: C'mon, you don't actually believe that do you?
by anonymoususer54 December 22, 2024
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Lisa Apple

It’s Lisa from the simpsons but she became an Apple
by megadoodoo June 16, 2025
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Lisa Cuddy

Noun: The dean of medicine in Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in the show "House."
She is an absolute BADDIE and my lesbian awakening. She bosses House around,(when's it my turn) and is mostly antagonistic in most the episodes but that's okay cuz she serves. Literally only House can successfully insult her because she dishes those roasts like a 5 star chef.

You typically see a Lisa Cuddy by someone having dark/black voluminous hair, a nose with a bump, amazing fashion taste, and often sexualized by their employee.
Lisa Cuddy is the hottest doctor in this hospital
by Bee._.stars September 21, 2025
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An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?
by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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Moana Lisa

A typically quiet yet attractive girl who moans loudly during sex.
She seems shy, but turns into a real Moana Lisa in the sack!
by Stephen McCormick May 19, 2007
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Mona Lisa

A girl of unsurpassed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of "do not touch."
She's positively gorgeous, but doesn't date: a regular Mona Lisa.
by iantheman October 2, 2007
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